Use The Correct Pronoun, Please
It must be really annoying when everybody calls you “ma’am” when you’re a sir, or vice-versa.

Use The Correct Pronoun, Please
However there is a solution that will take care of that problem. Voila!
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Never Go Shopping With The Wife
“Oh, we’ll only be 10 minutes,” said the wife as she pushed the first of three shopping carts through the doors at Walmart.

Never Go Shopping With The Wife
Lesson of the day, folks: A shopping list means nothing.